Local Woman Rummages Fridge For Single Slice Of Cheese To Nibble On Like The Little Rat Girl She Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFor local woman Flo Langley , there is nothing that quells her insatiable desire for some salty carbohydrates than a single slice of processed cheese.
She’s a cliche, and she’s okay with that. Just like she knows she’s a cliche for loving the savvy b, pot plants and saying ‘I’m such a slut for…’ followed by
Flo had originally...
Local Newlywed Uses Bridesmaid’s Birthday As Opportunity For Another Blast Of Bi-Monthly Wedding Throwbacks
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA proud newlywed has posted a touching birthday tribute this afternoon, as she looks to honour the birthday of her best mate.After paying over $5000 for a trio of videographers and photographers to capture her special day, it’s understood local bride Stella Pullman has decided to once again juice the most out of her wedding content...
Cronulla Love Birds Politely Sit Through Italian Waiter’s Specials Before Ordering 4 Cheese Pizza And Garden Salad
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A pair of lovebirds from the southern beaches of Sydney have been praised today for their display of public manners and demonstrating a deeply touching level of cultural respect.
Out celebrating their three year anniversary at Italian joint Crinishiti’s Bistro and Restaurant in the central dining district, local pair Jordy Harrison and Jordon Flegler settled in for...
Div 4 Prop Laughed Back Into The Sheds After Rocking Up To Training With Fresh Foot Canaries
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A seasoned reserve grade prop has dared to dream this afternoon after making his case for a debut in the backline.
Genetically blessed with a girthy body shape, local bloke Duncan Waugh has spent his entire life being referred to as “the big fella”, and is well known around his footy club for being able to bring...
Local Radio Show Breaks The Mould With Clue Based Guessing Competition
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact
Every once in a while a groundbreaking change happens within a medium, and with that change there are often two outcomes.
Innovation and improvement, or mimicry and copy cattery.
In the case of the month long clue based guessing radio competition, we all know which outcome prevailed.
From guessing if this is the sound of a cat falling...
Bachelor Upgrades Steak Leftovers Into Japanese Teppanyaki By Adding Squirt Of Sesame Dressing
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A local man who hasn’t had a girlfriend in a couple of years has offered some culinary tips to The Advocate today as he shows off his creativity in the kitchen.
Dressed in a pair of musty OzTag shorts and a Hurley shirt, local insurance salesman Caleb Webber (26) taught our reporter how to turn some leftovers...
Regional South Australians Either Jane Austen Characters Or Snowtown Characters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by the Economist's Global Liveability Index has found that South Australia, outside of Adelaide, does not appear to have a middle class.
The state's rural and regional communities can only be split into two groups, the polo-playing landed gentry elite - and the murderous poverty-stricken underclass.
The Global Liveability Index quantifies the challenges presented to an individual’s...
Rural Dad Exploring School Options Weighs Up Child Safety Against Dream Of Raising An NRL Star
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local Dad is drawing up an SWOT analysis this morning, as he begins to debate the future of his eldest son.Sitting on the back porch of his Queenslander home in Betoota Ponds, local Toyota dealership owner Kevin Barrington (54) has realised his child’s secondary education is important enough to get out a pen and paper,...
Report: So Did The Anti-Halal People Just Kinda… Get Over It
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Because you’re reading this and you need to be reminded we’ll say it again; these past six or seven years have been a trifle of fear, conflict, financial stress, death, misinformation and a pretty general sense that not only is humanity doomed, but rightfully deserves to be.
But good on you for making it to this point in the...
Communications Degree Framed On The Wall Just Like A Real Degree
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
In an act so charitable it might just end up as a tax deduction, a local university is offering a framing service for Communications degrees making them look almost like the real thing.
South Betoota Polytechnic (Betoota campus) is known for offering prestigious degrees in business and health as well as a few cheeky comms degrees so there will...
