Office With Mostly Female Staff Estimated To Have A 45 Minute Wait Time For The Kitchen Tap In The Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA bloke who’s just made the switch to working in public relations has found himself quickly learning a lot about women, including their penchant for drinking out of stupidly sized water bottles, it’s reported.
Having worked mostly with blokes over his five year strong marketing career, Graham Stuart was surprised to discover the PR agency he applied to was...
Cashed Up Mate Flexes To His Povo Friends And Buys Chips At Bottle-o
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn an act that could only be interpreted as an undercover flex to his povo mates that didn't get hooked up with a good job from a family friend, local high roller Matt Young (26) has flaunted his wealth by purchasing a bag of exorbitantly priced chips that could only sold at a bottle-o.
The saga unfolded during a...
Ticket From Terrifying 2023 JetStar Flight To Melbourne Still Haunting Man In His Apple Wallet
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA ticket from a harrowing 2023 JetStar flight to Melbourne has continued to haunt local man William Myruzynski (27), lurking ominously in the depths of his Apple Wallet.William, from Brisbane, claims that the virtual ticket has become an unwelcome reminder of his traumatic journey."I thought I could escape the horrors of that flight once we landed, but that...
Bloke That Uses His Bathroom Towel As His Beach Towel Still A Fair Way Off Being Husband Material
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTSelf-proclaimed "man of simplicity" Atticus Wilson (26) , continues to use his raggy bathroom towel as his go-to beach towel. This shocking discovery has reignited concerns that Atticus remains light-years away from being considered husband material by the fairer sex.The issue came to light when Atticus' friends noticed his blue beach towel had toothpaste stains on it."When I...
Sober Man Must Choose Between Dehydration Or Asking Passive-Aggressive Bartender To Refill Water Jug
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTLocal man Jesse Doyle (29) found himself in a moral conundrum of e last night. He was faced with the daunting decision of either succumbing to dehydration or braving the wrath of a notoriously passive-aggressive bartender to refill the free water jug.
Jesse, who had made the bold choice of simply going to a pub sober, found himself in...
Cosmopolitan Man Of Comfort Explains What He’d Do Differently To Survive In The Alaskan Wild
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTA life long inner city resident that hasn't been to the bush since a high school excursion, Riley Oldham (30) has revealed he reckons he could do a way better job surviving the Alaskan wilderness than those professionals he watches on YouTube all the time.
Riley, a city-dweller known for his impeccable taste in craft beer and his aversion...
Talkative African Uber Driver Surprised By The Rapport He’s Built With Young Passengers Chockers On MDMA
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACTIn a heartwarming turn of events, a talkative West African Uber driver, Umaru Hasani (37), expressed astonishment at the unexpected bond he formed with a group of young passengers who were, in his own words, "In a very cheerful and positive mood".
The young group, who were reportedly intoxicated and under the influence of MDMA, were making their way...
Woman Who Splashed Out On Memory Foam Mattress Now Has Permanent Imprint Of Ex Boyfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStaring lovingly at the body imprint left on her memory foam mattress, Betoota Heights woman Charlise Keaton, 32, tries to hold back her tears.
Had you told her a few months ago that she’d be getting triggered by her mattress, she would have laughed at you.
But there it was, the physical version of those horrendous Facebook memories that only...
Council With Leftover Arts Budget Agree To Install More Random Metal Balls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactBetoota council members have collectively agreed to invest in some more public art, after coming to the conclusion that the inner city district didn’t have enough confusing sculptures made from scrap metal.
It’s alleged this conversation transpired after the youngest council member, 29 year old Dean Wallace, realised that in order for Betoota to finally make it on the...
“They’re Lazy And Stupid People, They Are,” Says Sheep Farmer Of His Repugnant Cattle Farming Neighbour
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local grazier has told The Advocate that he has a dim view of people who simply run cattle, telling our reporter that he finds the practice of grazing cattle exclusively "repugnant."
The lower reaches of the Queensland Channel Country are home to the nation's premier cattle-fattening country, while some of the northern parts have...
