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Local Bride To Be Gets Serious And Hires PR Company For Wedding Photo Release Campaign Strategy

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the big day just months away, local bride to be Rebecca Cooper has today decided to tick off one of the biggest logistical issues with her wedding campaign. The post-release photo strategy. Biting the bullet, Cooper decided to add another little sprinkle onto the...

Mildly Entertaining YouTube Video Definitely Not Worth The 3 Minutes Of Fake Amusement

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Proving that we all have that one mate that has an absolutely shit sense of humour, Keith Wills tells The Advocate that he found himself in a rather unfortunate situation concerning a compilation video of the world’s ‘cringiest fails and nip slips.’ His mate, Liam, whose taste...

Criminal Lawyer Mate Starting To Get A Bit Too Close To A Couple Of The “Good Blokes” He Represents

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights-based criminal lawyer, Nick Wilkins is flying a little bit too close to the sun, according to his mates. In fact, this belief is growing stronger amongst his friendship circle after he divulged an extremely confidential and disconcerting story about one of his clients, who is an underworld figure in our...

Report: Dad Just Wants To See How Many Minutes Are Left In The Movie

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A Betoota Heights household has tonight had a bit of an incident courtesy of a curious dad, it’s reported. Sam Lake, son of a local brickie, tells The Advocate that the family had settled down for an action movie when the incident occurred.  “I can’t...

Instagram Profile Switched To Private As Twenty Pint Pete Secures Job Interview

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local man has made an out of character move today by exhibiting some good judgement for once, it’s reported. Pete or ‘Twenty Pint Pete’ as he’s lovingly referred to by his mates, had been unsuccessfully applying for jobs when he finally landed himself an interview.

Elon Musk Unveils 8-Volt Supercar To Fill Holden Racing Team Void

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The news of Australia’s beloved Holden coming to an end has rocked Australians to their very core, with many Aussies applying for bereavement leave. But, as they say, chaos creates opportunity, and technology entrepreneur Elon Musk is not one to shy away from an opportunity. At...

‘Saul Goodman’ Laughs Law Student Who Just Spewed Through His Nose Into Uni Bar Toilet

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With O-Week well and truly underway at Betoota University, 19-year-old aspiring legal eagle Adam Betts has been hard at it, moulding and sculpting his freshly updated uni persona inspired by rogue fictional lawyer Saul Goodman. The dodgy lawyer apparently became the young man’s role-model during a week-long Stan binge...

CEO Of Dad’s Company Corners New Salesman At Staff Drinks To Tell Him How Hard Work Pays Off

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Grove CEO Lachlan Turnbull-Lowy (44) has today instilled some wisdom on the new sales grad whose just been hired at his family's 4th-generation pharmaceutical company. Before getting a job at ELITE PHARMA, Leroy Sheck (24) had only really worked at a second hand car dealership, as well...

Small Child Gets First Glimpse Of Man’s Inhumanity To Man With Brutal Double Bounce

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A Betoota Heights boy has today incurred his first taste of real-life after having a trampoline session with his older, slightly huskier neighbours.  Tim Grant had reportedly been on his trampoline for a record two minutes before his bouncing caught the eye of the notorious neighbourhood shits, Lisa...

Drone Received As Present Lasts An Impressive 6 Minutes Before Disappearing Over Someone’s Fence

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A newly-unwrapped drone has finally been lost forever after enduring a full 6 minutes of crashing into stuff, in what could be a new record. The drone, purchased as a birthday present for 25-year-old Luke Poplar, featured a wi-fi camera, blinking lights and a number of other impressive feature which now...

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