Relationship Now Serious Enough For Local Girl To Show New Boyfriend Her License Photo
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
April Carmen and Trick Lockett have been dating for eight and a half months.
The young couple began dating after Trick hit on April at the Betoota Ute Muster late last year, and since then the two love birds have gone from strength to strength.
They’ve...
Dad Visibly Disappointed His Family Took The Old “Don’t Get Me Anything” Literally
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A local dad has struggled to hide his emotions this morning after waking up on Father’s Day and finding that his family had done absolutely nothing for him.
Speaking to The Advocate over a piece of Vegemite toast, Trenton Edwards, explained how this is the first time all year...
Office Boomer Found To Be The Only One Going Near The Arrowroots
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
CCTV footage from inside a Betoota cardboard box factory has solved one of 4Sides’s biggest workplace mysteries.
For months the emptying of the kitchen biscuit jar had remained shrouded in mystery, however, The Advocate can now exclusively reveal it was operations manager, Terry Kapp (65).
Despite...
City Worker Enjoying A Few Solo Phone Jugs At Knock Off Makes Sure To Ask For Two Schooners
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
In an effort to make himself seem less alone to a 19-year-old bartender, a local city worker asked for two schooners with his $10 jug of Tiger to give the illusion that he's waiting for somebody to join him.
The only time Roger Spearman gets...
Concrete Cowboy Saddles Up For The Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A
local concrete cowboy has saddled up for a big day on the horse.
The
Finance and Corporate Affairs Analyst at a firm in Betoota’s cobbled Old City
District checked everything was in order, as he does every weekday, and got up
into the saddle.
With
his Berocca fizzing...
Bloke Who Got Stung By A Breathalyser After 20 Tins Reckons You Get That On Them Bigger Jobs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local storeman, Adrian Masina (55) has today written off rather serious criminal charges and the subsequent pressure put on his marriage as simply a result of what you get on them bigger jobs.
It seems after last Friday arvo's knock off drinks, Adrian and a couple of his colleagues...
Juul-Crazed Hipster Never Smoked Anywhere Near This Much When She Was On The Rollies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A local inner-city corporate creative's transition from one a fortnight social smoker to full-blown vaper has been brought into question today.
This comes after Indi Austen (22) powered through two Juul pods in one sitting last night.
Juul is an electronic cigarette company that makes the...
Local Woman Exhausted From Watching Boyfriend And His Mates Move Her Furniture
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
An exhausted Natalie Hawker (28) has flopped down on the couch in her new living room this evening after an extremely strenuous and busy day of watching her boyfriend and his mates move her furniture for 9-hours straight.
Speaking to The Advocate after she’d had some time to 'just...
Local Mechanic Watches 100 Odd Bucks Walk Out The Door After He Forgets To Replace The Wipers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local mechanic just let out an audible 'Fuck' in his garage this afternoon.
He did so after watching the better part of a hundred bucks just walk out the door.
Run off his feet with one of his junior staff leaving work...
Local Dad Asks Owner Of 3rd-Generation Rural Thai Restaurant To Explain Hong Kong Protests
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
In the Larson household, Sunday night is usually reserved for a little bit of culture.
Whether it's pub choir or a some local oriental cuisine, the family clears the schedule and gets everyone together. Last night it was Thai.
Kerry Larson (60) appears to be getting...
