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ABC Experiments With Comedy Show About News In Upcoming “Win The Weekly Mad As Hell Question”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ABC PRESS RELEASE: New panel series: "Win The Weekly Mad As Hell Question" The ABC is thrilled to announce a brand new panel show starring Wil Anderson, Charlie Pickering, Craig Reucassel, Shaun Micallef, Adam Hills, Tom Gleeson, Sammy J and . This fresh new format will recap the week in ABC panel shows, quizzing panelists with a hilarious, fast paced game...

Wow! After Rooting Just One NRL Player This Instagram Model Knows More About Medicine Than Someone Who Has Studied It For 20 Years

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Doctors hate her!!! Gold Coast woman Moniqueelaigh Shannessy has today woken up from a one-night-stand armed with more experimental and clinical knowledge of modern medicine than every health expert on the planet. The 20-year-old Instagram model says ever since making tender love with a 130-game NRL journeyman last night, she has become acutely aware of how all of the...

After 9 Weeks In Lockdown, Sydney Man Reignites His Love For A Good Old Fashioned ‘Phone Call’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Skype, Zoom and Facetime are too much of a commitment... and text messages and DMs are easily lost in the other screen time activities of swiping and scrolling. But the phone call, it's a proper convo, where two people are giving their undivided attention to one another. That's what Malabar man, Frankie Allday (27), has rediscovered during the...

Worksite Anti-Vaxxer Might Wanna Start With Doing His Own Research Into That Smoko Order

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local carpenter who has just polished off 1 litre of Monster Energy drink, a 2-month-old curried steak pie with tomatoes sauce, 150 gram Mars Bar, three Winfield cigarettes, a battered cheese kransky and 500 millitres of iced coffee in that exact order has today voiced his skepticism of the medical consensus surrounding immunisations. "I'm not getting it...

Influencer Who Constantly Shares Medical Misinformation Just Hates How Divided Everyone Is :(

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the death toll from Australia's 2021 outbreak continues to grow, 'Freedom' advocates appear to be slightly changing their messaging from 'I hate doctors' to 'I hate the division that these doctors are causing in my community'. The middle class wellness warriors of Instagram say that they are so heartbroken to see all of the kindling they've piled...

Anti-Vaxxer Immediately De-Radicalises After A Big Hug From Nanna

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Betoota's most noisy medical skeptics has today ditched her campaign to discredit the health experts working tirelessly to get us out of this pandemic. For the last 12 months, French Quarter resident Shalayla Mortimer (29) has relished in the power that comes from undermining proven science. It all started with a couple of links that were shared...

Office Hip Hop Guy Not That Switched On Today As He Processes 109 Raw Minutes Of Kanye West

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hip hop fans around the world are struggling to function at full capacity today, following the long-awaited release of Kanye West's tenth studio album. Kanye dropped the 27-track "Donda," at 10pm AEST last night, it comes more than a month after its original release date. In the lead up to this release, he has hosted three enormous listening parties...

Nation’s Sleazy Marketing Guys Distance Themselves From The Prime Minister

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There's a peculiar vibe at the bar of one of the most popular Woolworths-owned craft brewery in Betoota's corporate Old City District this afternoon. The mood is still as high as it would be on every Friday arvo work drinks, but for the first time since the Marriage Equality plebiscite - it seems our towns most apathetic media...

Local Woman Reaches That Age Where She Is Content With Not Adding New Music To Her Playlists

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT At 32, Melinda Lin has just about tapped up of popular culture. Her current detachment from 'what's popping' has been a gradual process. It all started with her inability to fully appreciate the sheer joy that young people were getting out of SnapChat. Shortly after that she was met with the confronting images of New York rapper Tekashi69...

Anna Pulls Trigger On Wellcamp Quarantine: “If Ya Want Something Done Ya Gotta Do It Yaself”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the best wishes of radio broadcaster Alan Jones, The Queensland government has today vowed that they are gonna have to fucken build this dedicated quarantine facility in Toowoomba themselves. Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has officially pulled the trigger on the Wellcamp proposal, meeting with the Wagner family today to get the ball rolling on this job that the...

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