Politics

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just as your aunt always says on Christmas ‘stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.’ Although unaware, Volkswagen Golf driver Ryan Pulicino (35) was about to sit behind the wheel of his German manufactured car and live up to the stereotype that Golf drivers are a danger to society. “It’s all a joke, I’m only going 70 km right now,” stated...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The first Tuesday in November is coming to a close for most people around the country, with the Melbourne Cup run and done. That is certainly the case for the embattled Premier of NSW Gladys Berejiklian who was seen a short time ago trudging through Sydney's Redfern. With running mascara, blisters, bare feet and heels in hand, Hot...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney based inner-city post-grad Arts student servant has today heaped praise upon a former foe. Bethany Cunningham has thanked the people of Queensland for being 'intelligent voters who actually voted in accordance with best their interests for once' - after they returned the Palaszczuk government for another term. The Labor Government was a strong winner on the...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT During what surely is the most stressful time for anyone not directly involved in hostile warfare, it is becoming increasingly obvious that the cause of all this sleeplessness can be put down to one huge problem in Melbourne; Daniel Andrews.  As the Victorian premier made the transition from casual pinko to full blown commie, a fortunate few are glad...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today quadrupled down and confirmed that a 'gas led Covid recovery plan' is the way of the future. Prime Minister Morrison's latest comments come after various business leaders, scientific experts and economists have renewed their begging of the government to use this once in a lifetime situation to try and set our country up...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Chinese Communist Party is today having a good hard look at itself after some stern words from our Prime Minister. Scott Morrison gave our largest trading partner a HUGE serve today, after revelations that Chinese customers were refusing to take our good honest Aussie coal. "Fair dinkum you blokes, pull your bloody fingers out and get a...

DARCY HENDERSSON | Politics | CONTACT In today’s press conference, the Morrison government unveiled its new RentSeeker package, designed to get money into the hands of those who were eventually going to get all of it anyway - as late stage capitalism plays itself out in front of our disbelieving eyes on the grand stage that is the year 2020. “Australians understand that we’re...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation has today revealed that their populist anti-immigration party is struggling to find headlines in 2020, as Federal politics and media prioritise real news stories about bushfires and public health emergencies. The mere fact that state and federal politicians are now being forced to actual do some work to contain the outbreaks of COVID-19 and provide support to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "There's human beings in there!" shouted ABC political analyst, Antony Green. "Ma God" "Ma God" "Stop this!" "Look at the devastation!" "Look at the human rubble!" Green, one of Australia's most respected political commentators, made these comments on live television earlier today, following the WA Premier's most recent press conference. Mark "Stone Cold" McGowan was tagged in to the ring yesterday, in the ongoing 'Tables,...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has this week renewed his criticism of the Queensland Labor government for not allowing people in NSW and the ACT to attend funerals. The Minister responsible for the Human Rights Violations currently being committed on both Nauru, Manus, and Christmas Island has come out strong - demanding that the Queensland border closure should end...