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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Uncle Tony Abbott has today responded with shock and disgust over a cartoon depiction of tennis star Serena Williams which he has labelled “racist” and “sexist” - and worst of all "gammin". The image by Australian cartoonist Mark Knight has created uproar in the US with commentators saying it is an example of Australia’s “blind...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A popular local late 20s women has rolled the dice on the full G.I Jane haircut, despite not being 100% confident that she has the ears for it. Georgie Binney, a local interior designer from Betoota's Old City District, has today informed the world that she's moving on from the six-months of emotional turmoil that resulted in her...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Believe that people in Melbourne are too scared to go to restaurants. Even if it means sacrificing everything." reads the billboards currently plastered around Melbourne's outer suburbs. It comes as Victorian masthead, The Herald Sun, decided to energise its "Just Read It" motto by using the face of Peter Dutton, the former Immigration Minister known as one of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For 23-year-old Jackson Kleist, it's not every day you get to live like a king. Occasionally the base-wage earning property manager will be treated to a bit of cocaine, free-of-charge, when his 62-year-old boss sells a tidy two-bedder for over three million. Occasionally, the bus driver will give him that 'I-didn't-see-anything' nod when his GoCard declines on the bus to...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After days of hesitation, former prime minister Tony Abbott has drastically changed his conversational vernacular and begun wearing as much red, black and yellow jewellery as possible. This comes after the Member for Warringah gave a conditional yes to taking on the job of the Federal Government's Indigenous envoy. Prime Minister Scott Morrison did not ask Mr Abbott to be...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In breaking news out of the nation's capital, a rich white dude from Sydney has replaced another rich white dude from Sydney as the Prime Minister. After an incredible week in the bush capital, a rich white man named Scott Morrison has replaced Malcolm Turnbull as the Prime Minister of Australia today. This comes after Scott Morrison stormed home late...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Departing Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has thrown the towel in today, announcing that he is quitting parliament, and has called the second leadership spill this week.  After digging his heels in for most of the week, Turnbull finally called the meeting to decide the next Prime Minister of the country, after receiving a letter with 43 signatures on it asking...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party of Australia have today performed a very shocking act of self-immolation, in protest against the difficulties of running a unified government in 2018. The act of self-immolation, or setting one's self on fire, was brought on by the Former Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton and his band of old white conservative supporters. This comes after news broke...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It was a bad night for soon to be former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and an even worse one for Channel Ten. With the nation’s attention being held to ransom by the Coalition Government’s leadership debacle, one of the station’s flagship reality programs suffered a massive hit. The much hyped and anticipated season of the Bachelor, featuring the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Malcolm Turnbull's Prime Ministership remains vulnerable after several senior ministers offered their resignations overnight, and reports more fucking losers Liberals are switching allegiances to Peter Dutton. This follows a new report by the University of Western Queensland that all politicians in both state and federal politics, and quite often local politics, are the biggest losers in their community. The report...