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Malcolm Turnbull’s Prime Ministership remains vulnerable after several senior ministers offered their resignations overnight, and reports more fucking losers Liberals are switching allegiances to Peter Dutton.

This follows a new report by the University of Western Queensland that all politicians in both state and federal politics, and quite often local politics, are the biggest losers in their community.

The report also found anyone that aspires to be a politician before the age of 20 is actually a lost cause and the reason that everyone hates these useless fucks.

Two fucking losers you’ve probably never heard of, Health Minister Greg Hunt and Trade Minister Steve Ciobo are the latest frontbenchers to offer their resignations, but they have not been accepted.

The former fucking loser for Immigration, Mr Dutton continues to keep pressure on the fucking loser Prime Minister by refusing to rule out another challenge, with his supporters saying one is likely at some stage in the future.

Another five fucking loser junior ministers have also offered their resignations, creating a reshuffle headache for Turnbull, the fucking loser, should he accept their offers.

It is not yet known what is next for the Liberal Party as the fucking loser backbenchers hysterically tread water and rapidly changing who they think will be the right leader to help them win back their seats in the next election and remain on $200k per year – the only real incentive for becoming a politician in Australia, aside from the pension and possibility to be corrupt.

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