EFFIE BATEMAN Lifestyle Contact

In a revelation that solidifies the notion that the English might be a tad sensitive, recent updates disclose that Matildas captain Sam Kerr’s so-called ‘torrent of racial abuse’ was, in fact, her labelling a British cop as a ‘stupid white bastard’ during a spat over a taxi fare in Twickenham last year.

This comes after a very intense 24 hours of intense speculation, where even people who have virtually no interest in sport lived in fear of what Australia’s sweetheart might have said – because you never know what’s gonna come out of a Perth girls mouth after a skinful, so thank goodness this time it was only facts.

Kerr has entered a not guilty plea and is scheduled to face trial in London next year concerning the charges stemming from the alleged incident, which goes to show the English still haven’t forgiven us for the Ashes.

The cop that took twelve months to lay charges, after finding out how famous she was, must now prove that he is in fact not a stupid white bastard.

More to come.

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