Errol Parker

Politics

Albo To Address The Nation From Brunei Tonight Where He's Expected To Say That Despite Appearances, Everything Is Not Fucked, Yet

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has jumped in the roundyard this morning with the stroppy mickey bull that

The Nation

Qantas Takes Drastic Action To Preserve Billion Dollar Profit By Cutting Services And Raising Fares

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas said on Tuesday it had raised fares, slashed domestic flight capacity and cancelled routes as

The Nation

Harry And Megan Are Here And [Insert Sky News Host] Does Not Like That One Bit

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The King's son and his wife are here and our hot-headed cousins down the

The Nation

"He Deserves A Second Chance" Barnaby Says As One Nation Hires Snowtown Killer John Bunting

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for New England Barnaby Joyce is fending off puritan backlash this morning after One Nation

The Nation

Liberals Release Their Own Fuel Saving Ad Featuring Sam Kekovich Threatening To Kill Anyone Wasting Diesel

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The federal opposition has launched a counter-campaign to the Albanese government's $20 million fuel

Markets Down On Hormuz Blockade Today; Expected To Go Up Tomorrow For TACO Tuesday

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Global equities fell on Monday as the US naval blockade of Iranian ports starts this week,

Local News

Anti-Vaxxer Ostracised By Their Community For Believing People Actually Flew By The Moon Last Week

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A vaccine skeptic from our town's bohemian French Quarter has become persona non grata

Man Tired Of The News

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has spoken this morning of his increasing and concerning indifference when it comes

Local Man Delivers Rousing Churchill-Style Voice Note To Get The Boys Out For 'One Last Big One' Before Winter

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Old City District project manager has reached deep into his Year 10 history education to

Local News

Slow Learner's Room Begins Emitting Jumanji-Like Drumbeat That Only Blokes On Their Third Schooner Can Hear

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Management at the Betoota Heights Workingmen's Club have denied reports that a low, rhythmic

Albo Glad This Diplomacy Shit Is Finally Over For The Day So He Can Go Have A $31 Pint Of Heineken At The Marina Bay Sands Infinity Pool Like Every Other Australian Seems To Do When In Singapore

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese emerged from six hours of bilateral talks on fuel security this morning

Nation Longs For A Time When Our Billionaires Just Played Polo And Breakdanced Instead Of Meddling In Populist Politics

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There was a time in our history when the nation's billionaires were a simple