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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some fantastic news for ordinary people around the country who don't care much
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“At Least It's Nicer Than Parramatta” Sighs Lomax At The Nedlands Shops
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sitting outside a café somewhere in Nedlands with a water bottle and a menu he hasn&
Ed Sheeran Seen Throwing Chair At Friend Outside Melbourne Strip Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British pop sensation Ed Sheeran has continued his seemingly endless tour of Australia last night, this
German Film On SBS At 2AM With Frequent Tasteful Full Frontal Nudity Wins Ratings Battle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the first time since a world cup soccer match, the other public broadcaster has won
Melbourne Man Performs Hook Turn
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact McLaren driver Oscar Piastri has reminded the nation why hook turns are best left to trams
Liberals Preselect Man Sleeping Rough In The Albury Botanic Garden Rotunda For Farrer By-Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party has today announced its candidate for the May 9 Farrer by-election, passing over
Old Man Impressed By The Torque But You'd Be Fucked If He'd Ever Buy An Electric Mower
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove retiree has once again found himself caught between genuine admiration for modern technology
Jim Chalmers Splits The "C" On A Warm 600mL Buddy Of Vanilla Coke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what economic analysts are calling his most decisive act of fiscal leadership this term, Treasurer
Owner Of Rooted 2010 BMW 3-Series Checks To See Which Credit Card Has Room For A Tank Of E10
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who drives a heavily modified 2010 BMW 320i has reportedly begun the delicate
Impulsive Friday Blow-Out Greatly Impacts Whatever The Misso Had Planned For Saturday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Waking up late on Saturday afternoon, 29-year-old Carter Stephens didn’t feel like doing much – in
Guns N Roses Announce Tour Down Under For People With Too Much Money And No Fucken Ears
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ageing rock outfit Guns N’ Roses have confirmed they will return to Australia later this year
Family Glad Youngest Kid Finally Out Of Daycare And Into Elite Private School So They Can Start Saving
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights family is celebrating this week as their youngest child is finally about to
Canadian-Australian Relations Collapse As Mark Carney Is Offered 'Poutine' At State Luncheon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Decades of diplomatic goodwill between Australia and Canada were undone this afternoon when visiting Canadian Prime