Disenfranchised By One Nation And Nationals, Barnaby Forced To Confront Fear That He's Been Tony Windsor This Whole Time

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce, fresh from being called a DFR [dumb fucking rural] by lesser sections of the media, has this week been forced to face another unavoidable indignity with the Canberra Bubble bursting with speculation that he's done with One Nation.

There is rumour Barnaby might return to the Nationals. Party leader Matt Canavan is still good mates with Joyce but any return would put him firmly on the outer, for now. Then there's the Member for the Riverina, Michael McCormack, who despite holding the record for being the most stoned person ever to hold public office after drinking five bowls of OP kava in Vanuatu, is less supportive of Joyce's return. The Advocate spoke briefly to former leader David Littleproud, our local member, who said he couldn't give any less of a fuck what Barnaby does.

Speaking to The Advocate today from the very same windswept verandah he spoke to 7:30 earlier this week where the contents of the actual interview were swept to the side because he yelled at a dog, Barnaby said he was cold.