"Embracing AI Central To Lowering Interest Rates" AI Tells Jim Chalmers

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Treasurer Jim Chalmers has disappointed some this week by sharing the unfortunate news that this whole AI won't pass us by like a fart in the wind.

No, he told The Advocate a short time ago via wireless telephone, this isn't another NFT bubble or even the fabled Web 3.0. No, this is the Real McCoy.

"Embracing AI will be central to fighting interest rates," he said.

"Because it will remove bullshit email jobs and drive up unemployment. Well, not all of them. But you know how lawyers are so expensive because they have all those junior burgers in their polyester suits doing all that shitty legal admin work, shit like that won't be here in a few years,"

"You know, anyone who works with a computer but not with their brain, they'll be in the lithium mines outside of the Isa before the know it. And they'll like it more, I reckon. Nothing worse than working with a computer all day and going home feeling like you've achieved nothing."

Chalmers then revealed he came to this conclusion that the poorest, dumbest white-collar workers must suffer the most by asking the AI itself.

"It's pretty good, for this kind of stuff," he added.

"Like I'm using it like a tradie would use a drill or whatever. It's just a tool. Except, you know, it's been scraping your website and has essentially catalogued every word you've ever written. So why fight it? You are fucked either way, aren't you?"

"I reckon you'd love the lithium mines. Fresh air, $95k base. Two week swings. Driving a dump truck for two weeks, Pattaya for two weeks. Errol, mate, give it up."

More to come.