Errol Parker

The Nation

In Light Of Government's New AI Rules, The Advocate Consents To This Copyright Image Of Errol's Dog's Dick Being Used To Train Their Models

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has spoken this week laid out the roadmap to

Bloke Shocked And Concerned That He Can Now Buy Cocaine AND Black Market Smokes In His Once Sleepy Hometown

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city-based professional has returned home this week to find that his old

Panasonic CEO Begs Pauline Hanson To Please Stop Cooking Steak On Sandwich Press, It Is Just For Sandwich

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Panasonic's CEO has taken the rare step this week of publicly pleading

Trump Shares His Perso SWIFT Code For New Strait Of Hormuz Toll

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Donald Trump is pressing on this week with his on-again-off-

Government Appalled To Find Prime Grazing Land Without Any Solar Panels On It

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW State Government is set to pay close to $5000/ac for some

"Wow, Glad We Don't Have A Working Opposition Lol" Says Government After A Week Of Absolute Clangers

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister and his cabinet of oddities are resting easy this week after

Sports

Queenslander's Happiness Slowly Creeping Back With Wallabies Test At Home On Saturday Night

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just another suckhole on the train into the city this morning from South Brisbane

The Nation

China State Media Claim Telstra Outage Cause By Barnaby Joyce Spilling Red Wine On Telecom Box

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has had sensational claims levelled against him by our biggest

World News

US Places 1,000,000% Tariff On Belgian Chocolate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The United States were booted from their own World Cup by the rather bizarre

Dubbo's Richest Man, Thirsty Merc's Former Drummer, Revealed As Owner Of Town's First Multi-Story Penthouse

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the No 1 Church Street tower nears completion this week, the mysterious owner

Albo Now Bunking With Toto After Finally Offering Honest Answer To A Question

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has been asked this week by his chief of staff if

Road Tolls Increase Nationally This Week Because Fuck You

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In less develop parts of the nation this week, toll roads have increased in