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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
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Younger Sibling Cracks The Shits After Brother Receives Piece Of Cake 1/18th Larger Than Theirs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local child is alleged to have cracked the shits over the weekend, after his mum
Smudge Furious After Being Sent Home Sick To Watch Ready Steady Cook While All His Friends Play Cricket
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The captain of the Australian cricket team for the first two tests of the Ashes series
Overwhelmed Local Man Just Gonna Watch The Cricket For A Bit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today decided to just kick back a little bit. With the year
Normal Person Whose Brain Isn't Fucked From Social Media Grieves For The Jewish Community Without Seeing Tragedy As An Opportunity To Share An Irrelevant Opinion Online
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A normal person has laid flowers at a local synagogue this week, as a way of
Report: Get Off The Fucken Algo
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Grumpy Husband Told To Just Get On The Couch, Put The Fan On And Watch Some Cricket
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Melissa Harris has been forced to give her grumpy husband something to do this
Aldi Shopper Forced To Confront His Truly Pathetic Diet At Human Checkout
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
Wave Of Nostalgia Washes Over Man As He Begins Untangling His Backup Cord Earphones From 2015
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Local man Craig Jericho has been overcome with waves of nostalgia today as he dug up
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Politicians Plagued By Infighting And Tantrums Unsurprisingly The Only Leaders Not Calling For Unity And Calm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia is still reeling from the horrific anti-semitic attacks that took place at Bondi Beach on
Katter Party Says Under Current QLD Law, Kevin McCallister Would Get Locked Up While The Wet Bandits Go Free
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite two record-breaking petitions being ignored by the Queensland Government, Katter's Australian Party has
Treasurer Jim Chalmers Confirms Free Money Programme For Power Companies Will End In 2026
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's energy giants have today expressed their disappointment as Treasurer Jim Chalmers confirmed
NewCorp Suddenly Deletes Every Story They Wrote About Minister Wells After Realising It Was Her That Helped Redirect An Entire Generation Back To Their Ancient Media Channels
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a euphoric week of doubling, tripling and quadrupling down on travel expense scandal surrounding Sports
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Fox Cricket Still Carrying On Like They've Cracked The Dark Matter Theorem With New Weight Tracker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The purveyors of paywall cricket are once again reminding the nation of their state of their
"Make Me Look Like The LNER Class A4 4468 Mallard" Brett Lee Tells Barber
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Australian fast bowler Brett Lee has reportedly issued a very specific instruction to his barber
Smudge Furious After Being Sent Home Sick To Watch Ready Steady Cook While All His Friends Play Cricket
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The captain of the Australian cricket team for the first two tests of the Ashes series
"Happy Friday, Lads," Says Stokes Returning To Table With Four Schooners On A Drinks Tray
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact England captain Ben Stokes has declared the start of the weekend while carefully returning to his
The Nation
Normal Person Whose Brain Isn't Fucked From Social Media Grieves For The Jewish Community Without Seeing Tragedy As An Opportunity To Share An Irrelevant Opinion Online
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A normal person has laid flowers at a local synagogue this week, as a way of
Report: Get Off The Fucken Algo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT South Betoota Polytechnic's Humanities Department has today released an interesting report. The monthly report
Local Man Circles Friday 19th Of December As Perfect Afternoon To Go Nuclear
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A very proactive pisshead is getting on the front foot today as he starts
Royal Commission Launched Into Why The Fuck 50c Coin Is Hexagonal
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Government has today announced its intention to launch a Royal Commission into one of the
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Passionate Advocate For The Environment Arrives In Sydney On Private Jet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Talk show host and self-proclaimed environmental champion Oprah Winfrey has touched down in Sydney this morning
Robert Irwin Credits Mooloolaba’s Famous O’Malley’s For Teaching Him Everything He Knows
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A universally liked Australian celebrity is today basking in the the glory of conquering the United
Local News
Family Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Rogue Son Lands A Plum Job On Local Infrastructure Project
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local family is walking on clouds today, after learning some fantastic news. The Arnott’s,
Younger Sibling Cracks The Shits After Brother Receives Piece Of Cake 1/18th Larger Than Theirs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local child is alleged to have cracked the shits over the weekend, after his mum
Overwhelmed Local Man Just Gonna Watch The Cricket For A Bit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today decided to just kick back a little bit. With the year
Grumpy Husband Told To Just Get On The Couch, Put The Fan On And Watch Some Cricket
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Melissa Harris has been forced to give her grumpy husband something to do this