Online Personality Clavicular Dedicates Life To Looking Half As Sexy As Mark Cosgrove

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This year, a growing number of Australians are unfortunately becoming familiar with the online character Clavicular.

As a result of widespread social media coverage and a bumper 60 minutes interview, the 20 year-old man known as 'Clav' has appeared in front of millions more eyeballs than he should.

The man who has inserted the phrase 'looksmaxxing' into the under 30s vernacular rose to prominence for his quest to maximise his appearance.

The controversial social media personality and streamer has attracted plenty of attention for his commitment to practices like bonesmashing, steroids and consuming crystal meth to stay lean.

He has attracted plenty of virality for 'mogging' other less attractive men, in a weird sign that the internet may have gone a bit too far.

However, it has since been confirmed by a local modelling agent in the Old City District, that Clav isn't all that.

"He isn't even hot lol," said local unwrinkled 42-year-old agent Gavin Spears.

"I mean all that effort and bone smashing to look half as sexy as the great Mark Cosgrove."

"I'm talking peak Redbacks Mark Cosgrove."

"The Tassie Cosgrove was a fine wine too, but those Redbacks glory days, goodness me."

"He would have mogged the shit out of this Clav guy."

"Is that how you say it?"

Our reporter shrugged.

No more to come.