2026 Just One Big Treat For Conspiracy Theorists

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

One of the two remaining operational oil refineries in Australia has caught ablaze overnight, and conspiracy theorists are wasting no time to question the circumstances. 

The fire is likely to heavily impact Australia’s already dwindling fuel supply, and according to the red-pillers, this can hardly be put down to coincidence. 

Yet the fire is only the latest instalment in a year that has seen more conspiracy theories than podcasters could ever dream to cover. 

In the last three months, NASA has sent astronauts to fly by the moon, 3.5 million documents of the Epstein files have finally been released, and a war has resulted in a global fuel crisis. 

Though local conspiracy theorist Jaxon Dempleton (28) says none of this has been legit. 

“Someone’s behind it all. Like there’s no way the astronauts actually went by the moon. I doubt they even blasted off. Probably AI,” he said. 

When asked who this ‘someone’ he was referring to is, Jaxon had little to say. 

“Just someone, man. I don't know. The Government. Or like, the guys pulling the strings above that,” he said. 

“Anyway, it’s all just designed to distract us,”

Jaxon was fearful to speak on who he thinks could be behind the Viva Energy Refinery blaze as a bird flew overhead. 

“Government spy,” he whispered, nodding up. 

He is, however, confident this will result in the end of civilization as we know it. 

“In Star Trek, WWIII started in 2026. Just saying,”

More to come.