Single Tear Rolls Down Face Of Reformed White Boy Listening To Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack

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A single tear is rolling down the face of a Caucasian millennial man currently listening to the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 soundtrack.

The 37 year old who came of age during the peak of the XBOX, Mountain Dew, Creed, Denim Jorts, Chunky Skate shoes and eye brow piercings, is currently yearning for a return to the peak of white boy culture.

"That soundtrack just perfectly encapsulates the glory days of early 2000s teenage culture" explained Tyler O'Conor while wiping away tears.

"Papa Roach, Rage Against The Machine, Bad Religion, Anthrax, what a perfect video game soundtrack..." he added.

Tyler has confirmed that the emotional moment was triggered after hearing the opening riff of “Guerrilla Radio” , followed by the vivid recollection of practicing kickflips in a backyard driveway.

“I can literally smell the Lynx Africa and the exhaust of my xbox” Tyler said, pausing briefly to stare into the distance. 

“Back when white boys had culture...."

Friends say Tyler, now an accountant, is jaded with where millennial white boy culture has gone in the last couple decades.

"I don't want to go bouldering, I don't want to buy a drone, I don't want to join a run club, I just want this" he said while pointing to the Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack Youtube playlist.