Local Man Enrols In Honours Year At Uni After Taking A Look At Jobs Market
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Tim Barton, a recent graduate of Betoota University, has enrolled in his honours year after 20
Local Man Enrols In Honours Year At Uni After Taking A Look At Jobs Market
SANDY FRASER | Youth
Wind Coming Down Escalators From Train Platform Better Than Any Air Con Money Can Buy
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Pakistan Suggests Fate Of Hormuz Strait Could Come Down To A Super Over
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Single Tear Rolls Down Face Of Reformed White Boy Listening To Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A single tear is rolling down the face of a Caucasian millennial man currently listening to
Benji Making Tigers Fan Feel Like He's 10 Years Old Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 30 year old Tigers fan is feeling a sense of child-like joy he hasn'
Local Woman Disappointed To See Only Text Is From Dominos After Having A No Phone Day
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota woman was left questioning her friendships after only receiving a notification from Dominos
Op Shoppers Play Game Of Chicken As They Peruse Same Clothing Rack From Opposite Sides
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT An intense game of chicken was played today in a local op shop in Betoota’s
2026 Just One Big Treat For Conspiracy Theorists
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT One of the two remaining operational oil refineries in Australia has caught ablaze overnight, and conspiracy
Fuel Giants Warn WFH Policies Threaten The Extra Billions They Gouge On Top Of The Billions They Already Gouge
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia's peak fuel lobby has this week raised serious concerns about the long-term structural
Irish Traffic Controller Girl and Dropshipping Influencer Boy Engage In Weird Financial Peacocking Display
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Caoimhe McCarthy (28) has gone head to head with Luke Greenwood (22) this afternoon in a
Online Personality Clavicular Dedicates Life To Looking Half As Sexy As Mark Cosgrove
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT This year, a growing number of Australians are unfortunately becoming familiar with the online character Clavicular.
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Local Man Enrols In Honours Year At Uni After Taking A Look At Jobs Market
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Tim Barton, a recent graduate of Betoota University, has enrolled in his honours year after 20
Wind Coming Down Escalators From Train Platform Better Than Any Air Con Money Can Buy
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local public transport commuters have another reason to jump for joy as train station escalators provide
Single Tear Rolls Down Face Of Reformed White Boy Listening To Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Soundtrack
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A single tear is rolling down the face of a Caucasian millennial man currently listening to
Benji Making Tigers Fan Feel Like He's 10 Years Old Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 30 year old Tigers fan is feeling a sense of child-like joy he hasn'
The Nation
Harry's Mind Wanders From Whatever Boring Function He's At To A Simpler Time When He Was At The Richards In Mitchell Enjoying A Few Off The Wood As A Young Ringer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sources close to the Duke of Sussex have confirmed that sometime during his current Australian tour,
2026 Just One Big Treat For Conspiracy Theorists
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT One of the two remaining operational oil refineries in Australia has caught ablaze overnight, and conspiracy
Federal Government Immediately Announce State Of Emergency And $2.4 Billion Funding After 4.5 Earthquake In NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government of Australia has today been quick to react to a natural disaster. In
Qantas Takes Drastic Action To Preserve Billion Dollar Profit By Cutting Services And Raising Fares
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas said on Tuesday it had raised fares, slashed domestic flight capacity and cancelled routes as
World News
Pope Low Key Pumped To Drop Some Fire Memes In This Online War With Trump
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pope Leo XIV has today spoken to The Advocate about his rapidly escalating online tiff with
Girl Named Emily Adamant Bieberchella Set Was Low Key Genius, And Anyone Who Doesn't Get That Is An Idiot
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Emily Adams (31) has spent the better half of today glued to her phone after the
Peace Talks Collapse With “Total Annihilation” Still A Bit Of A Sticking Point For Iran
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has let out another collective groan over the weekend, after revelations that the latest
World Happiness Report Really Needs To Start Factoring In Weather
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the World Happiness Index really needs to start factoring weather
Politics
Barnaby's Internet Privileges Revoked After Attempting To Post Trumpian Meme Of Himself
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for New England Barnaby Joyce came within seconds of posting an AI-generated image of himself
Oh No, If Only These Guys Didn't Shut Down All Our Oil Refineries And Store Our Reserve In America
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT National and international news outlets are today covering the shocking fire out of an Australian oil
Albo To Address The Nation From Brunei Tonight Where He's Expected To Say That Despite Appearances, Everything Is Not Fucked, Yet
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has jumped in the roundyard this morning with the stroppy mickey bull that
"He Deserves A Second Chance" Barnaby Says As One Nation Hires Snowtown Killer John Bunting
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for New England Barnaby Joyce is fending off puritan backlash this morning after One Nation
Sports
Man Receives Strongest Proof Yet That We're Living In A Simulation After Tigers Finish Round 6 On Top Of NRL Ladder
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A cynical free thinker from Betoota's French Quarter has this morning found himself contemplating
Rugby League Gods Just Having A Laugh Until Origin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The mystery figures known as the Rugby League gods have today confirmed that they are really
Most Recent Tiger Woods Prang Struggles To Gain Much Traction In A 2020s News Cycle
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The 2026 iteration of Tiger Woods personal controversies is stuggling to maintain the same media attention
Report: The World Needs A Shakira World Cup Song Now More Than Ever
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent poll has revealed that we really need a feel-good multilingual world cup song that