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TROMSØ, NORWAY (AAP) –
The wife of a prominent religious figure has been airlifted to hospital from the remote region of Lapland, within the Scandinavian Arctic Circle. It is reported that the patient, known for her international philanthropy, was struck down by severe stomach cramps and is confirmed to be emotionally exhausted.
The patient has been identified as Mrs Claus, the lesser mentioned wife of Santa Claus, also known as Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, or simply Santa, a legendary figure in Western Christian culture who is said to bring gifts to the homes of well-behaved children on Christmas Eve and the early morning hours of Christmas Day.
It is believed Mrs. Claus was found by in a state distress by a stablehand in her North Pole home.
“She’s been flat out,” says a close friend of the family, Zwarte Piet also known as ‘Black Pete’.
“She was just worn out by a heavy Christmas period,”
“I can’t imagine Saint Nick was very sympathetic to her condition in his final and most busiest week of work”
Saint Nick, also known as Santa Claus is believed to have been in a state on unrest, a common phenomena for the Christmas icon who only comes once a year.