"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Report: The Phins Are Well And Truly Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT From Brisbane to the stunning beaches of the Sunny Coast, a strong seismic movement has been
Boss Kidding Himself If He Thinks The World Cup’s Not Going On The Tele
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local middle manager and noted productivity enthusiast, Gary Johnson, has today been informed to keep his
Government Adds Over 50s To Social Media Ban In Effort To Quell Swelling One Nation Vote
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government is starting to panic but not for who you'd expect.
Australia Excited To Annoy Soccer Fans By Calling It Soccer For The Entirety Of The Big Soccer Competition
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact The national mood been given a much needed boost this morning with the news that
Employee Kindly Takes Resume Knowing Damn Well There Aren’t Enough Shifts To Go Round
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The unemployment rate in Australia is 4.5% according to the April figures from the Australian
‘Redraw!’ Exclaims Absolute Pub Larrakin 2.5 Seconds After The First Ticket Is Read Aloud At Meat Raffle
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Betoota Bowls Club has been raffling meat since the time of Menzies. Meat raffles are
Local Women Slowly Dawdle Out Of Restaurant In Hopes The Other Will Suggest An Ice Cream First
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Two women grabbing dinner in Betoota’s French Quarter last night were seen emerging from the
Friend’s New Boyfriend Gives Everyone The Ick With Puffer Vest And Shorts Combo
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Introducing a new partner can always be a difficult meeting to master, however for one woman
New Data Reveals Spike In Number Of Australian Households Where Mum Is The Primary Spider-Killer
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A new report from Betoota University indicates spider-killing duties are befalling an unprecedented number of
Local Woman’s Accent Leaning A Little British Means Love Island Season Is Back
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local Betoota friend group were seen with puzzling facial expressions as their Australian born friend
Younger Australians Confused As To How Their Parents Didn't Find This Guy Extremely Sus
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Younger Australians are scratching their heads after watching the recent Rolf Harris documentary on ABC. "
"Pffft $1.6m Isn't Even Lunch" Taylor Scoffs At One Nation's Pathetic Fundraising Effort
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Angus Taylor has been reminded this week that no matter how much