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DFAT Advises All Australians In New York To Show Extreme Caution And Avoid Wearing Black

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia's Department of Foreign Affairs & Trade has today issued an urgent warning to

Report Finds One Nation's $400 Billion Defence Plan Was Modelled Off Red Alert 2

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation's Defence Policy has come under fire this week, as it becomes clear

Only Child Finishing High School About To Learn For The First Time Nobody Really Gives A Fuck What They Think About Anything

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A young bloke with the world at his feet will learn a few things about

Pauline Hanson Launches Fundraising Drive To Take The Pressure Off Our Billionaire Mining Oligarchs

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pauline Hanson has this week taken the next serious step towards becoming the Prime Minister of

Reanimated Robert Menzies Elected As Tony Abbott's Vice President Of Liberal Party

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The reanimated corpse of Robert Menzies has been elected as vice president of Tony

Mayor Of Townsville May Or May Not Have Flogged Some Cunt At A Pub On Magnetic Island But Just Leave It

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There are murmurs coming out of the North this week about an alleged brouhaha that might

Local Journalist Breaks The Mould By Not Having Staunch Labor Voting School Teachers As Parents

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A crack news reporter based Betoota's youthful French Quarter has this week revealed an

Barbeques Galore Goes Under Due To Nobody Having Any Money Anymore Let Alone A Backyard

Looming World Cup Causes Man To Dust Off FIFA18 For A Bit Of Fun

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has this week decided to unwind and try and enjoy some of life&

After Weeks Of Trying To Forget Each Other, World’s Most Toxic Love Triangle Now More Passionate Than Ever

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news that has the rest of the global community rolling their eyes, one of

Small Businessman Enjoys Brief Window Of Joy Between Taking Hard-Earned Dividend And Learning He Forgot To Update The CCS Estimate

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local construction material supplier magnate who has spent the past twelve months quietly

Grandparents Inability To Use A Smart TV Sees Them Radicalised By Sky News On Samsung Home Screen

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two loving local grandparents from the leafy enclave of Betoota Grove have gradually embraced the warm