"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Socceroos Credit Victory To Much Needed Hydration Breaks On 16 Degree Night In Vancouver
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation basks in the glory of a stunning World Cup win, an interesting insight
Trump Wraps Up Peace Deal So He Can Enjoy His Birthday Party
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Donald Trump has announced the US and Iran have finally reached a peace deal after almost
Origin Expected To Break Local Man After 72 Hours Of Red Lining On Sporting Excitement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is buckling under the strain of some severe pressure right now. With a
One Nation In Trouble As Australia Receives Biennial Reminder That Multiculturalism Is Key To Patriotic Sporting Glory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nestory Irankunda is officially the greatest Australian that ever lived, and One Nation has plummeted 15%
Australia Finally Get Revenge For Gallipoli As Turks Ambushed By Our Brave Socceroos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 111 years after the brave young diggers were ambushed on the shores of Gallipoli, Australia has
Sydney’s Good Boys On The Verge Of Nervous Breakdowns After Nightly Vivid Fireworks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Inner Sydney's good boys are on the brink of complete mental collapse as Vivid&
Australian Greeks Extremely Nervous About Tomorrow
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Hellenic Australians around the country are growing exceedingly anxious about the Socceroos opening match against Turkey.
Socceroos Fan Nervous About Lack Of Croatian Surnames On This World Cup Squad
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 34 year old Socceroos fan is getting slightly nervous about the lack of Croatian representation
Local Man's Plan To Stay Off The Piss This Weekend Just As Likely As Trump's Imminent Iran Peace Deal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Two distinct possibilities, poles apart, are today hurtling towards the same destination. Failure. This comes as
Local Man Thinks He's Helping By Mailing Bullets To The Mayor Over Proposed Rail Trail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter pensioner has today expressed genuine confusion as to why everybody is
NBA Finals Way Better When Some Aussie Is Somehow In The Mix
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact As a flood of Knicks vs Spurs content starts infiltrating the social feeds of Australian
Owner Of Extremely Creepy Ray-Ban Camera Sunnies Better Work In Espionage Otherwise He's A Pervert
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A man who feels the need to film people in public without them knowing is either