Owner Of Extremely Creepy Ray-Ban Camera Sunnies Better Work In Espionage Otherwise He's A Pervert

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A man who feels the need to film people in public without them knowing is either a spy or a pervert, it can be confirmed.

He can only be one of those two things.

That's not according to any data or anything. It's just the general consensu.

Because the only people who would needed sunglasses with hidden cameras on them are either spies or perverts.

The only other thing that could possibly be argued is that maybe they are a high-performance coach recording training sessions - but either way, it is not a good look to wear these sunglasses anywhere near a grandstand or change rooms.

This is just the natural response to the extreme privacy concerns that surround 'smart glasses' like the Meta Ray-Bans - which are inherently creepy in nature.

This new invention, that society has never really needed or asked for, allows owners to discreetly film their own point of view, without anyone's consent or knowledge.

While only identifiable by their slightly thicker black Ray-Ban Wayfarers, the average person probably wouldn't suspect that their frames contain a hidden camera.

While, the brands behind these types of creepy types of sunglasses insist they have a red light that turns on when the sunglasses are recording - it's safeguard that could easily be bypassed by a felt tip pen.

And if perverts are good at one thing, it's bypassing safeguards.

This unfortunately makes it diffcult for actual spies who get caught out wearing these sunglasses, because a big thing about being a spy is that you can't ever admit to it, so you'd therefore have to admit to being a pervert.

Therefore, the safest assumption is that everyone wearing these sunglasses are a pervert.