"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Randwick Council Honestly Believes New Parking Meters Would Last Longer Than A Week In Maroubra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been hilarious scenes in Sydney's South-Eastern beaches this week, as Randwick
Australia Rallies Behind Our Nationally Accepted Second Team
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian public is rallying around an Aussie coached Iraq ahead of their game against Norway
Italian-Australians Going All In On State Of Origin Due To Lack Of World Cup Fever
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven't yet realised, Italy are not taking part in the 2026
The Art Of The Deal: Trump Offers Iran $300 Billion To Take A Breather Before We Circle Back
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The deal maker President has struck diplomatic gold with a stroke of genius set to certainly
Kiwis Can Now Relate To Trump After Long Drawn Out Skirmish With Iran Results In An Exhausting Stalemate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our neighbours across the dutch (sic) have today developed a new found understanding for US President
Pauline Excited To Get A Free Spaceship After Close Friend Gina Rinehart Purchases $1B Share In SpaceX
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Australia’s richest person, Gina Rinehart, has purchased a $1 Billion share in Elon Musk’s
Former Test Cricketer Rob Quiney Lies And Says He Has "No Idea" How He Ended Up On Morrissey's List Of Malefactors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Stalwart of Victorian cricket Rob Quiney was named by British singer Morrissey on an
Bret And Jemaine Spotted Stuck In Between Anti-Iran Protesters and Iranian Football Fans
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Two Kiwi men based in America have found themselves caught in between a geo-political and
Iran Threatens To Keep Strait Of Hormuz Closed If These Pesky Kiwis Try Anything Silly Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The under siege nation of Iran have today dropped a bombshell on the footballing world. The
After Only 6 Months Under Socialist Rule, New Yorkers Say This Is The Best Year Of Their Lives
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since 1973, the New York Knickerbockers are NBA champions -after a 94-
Maccas Urged To Cut The Shit And Bring Back The GOAT Cups Instead Of These Weird Plastic Ones
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The largest fast food franchise on the planet has today been urged to pull its finger
NBA Finals Reminds World That Real Celebrities Are Much More Exciting Than Vapid Influencers And Podcasters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite an already very crowded sporting news cycle, the entire planet is smiling for the people