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After Only 6 Months Under Socialist Rule, New Yorkers Say This Is The Best Year Of Their Lives

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

For the first time since 1973, the New York Knickerbockers are NBA champions -after a 94-90 win over the San Antonio Spurs in a Game 5 thriller!

This marks the beginning of a golden era for the Big Apple, as the city emerges from an unseasonably icy Winter, with a long-awaited gold trophy and free childcare.

On top of this, bus fares have been eliminated, and billionaires are being taxed for land-banking property investments that sit empty.

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