Maccas Urged To Cut The Shit And Bring Back The GOAT Cups Instead Of These Weird Plastic Ones

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The largest fast food franchise on the planet has today been urged to pull its finger out.

With football die-hards and people who call it soccer and those in between all dialling into the World Cup, McDonalds has been told to get their act together.

This comes after the purveyors of the finest beef on the planet and chicken that is definitely chicken, have offered up some random plastic cups for this edition of the biggest show on earth.

The plastic looking movie cups that seem to feature Grimace more than anything, are allegedly set to be littered with the likes of David Beckham and Lamine Yamal and available to anyone who gets a Big Mac meal.

However, similar to Shakira’s current World Cup song, the 2026 version has very much failed to live up to the 2010 GOAT.

“Man, those cups were so sick,” said local 32 year old man Michael Noah, who was the stereotypical young customer perfectly targeted by the food giant.

“I pretty much got everyone of them, cause I nagged mum and dad into letting me get a Big Mac after soccer every week.”

“God those were the days.”

“Simpler times.”

“Now I get some cheap plastic shit and a food hangover that lasts for days.”