Origin Expected To Break Local Man After 72 Hours Of Red Lining On Sporting Excitement

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A local man is buckling under the strain of some severe pressure right now.

With a body battery sitting at a tick over 20 as the morning comes to a close, Brayden Angus says he's not sure how he's gonna get through the week.

The Betoota Plains sporting nut, says his body, mind and relationship is currently battling a relentless sporting calendar.

"Mate, what a weekend," sighed Brayden.

"Like in the best possible way."

"A bucks party Saturday into Brazil v Morocco, a famous Knicks win, a famous Socceroos win and a nice Tigers comeback on a Sunday arvo to cap it off."

"I probably didn't need to watch the majority of that at a licensed establishment," continued the man who has peeled off for an extended lunch break at the pub for the UFC.

"But my better half was at a baby shower, and the World Cup is only once every four years."

"So it's probably rude not to."

When pressed on how he plans to get through the week, Angus sighed.

"With rather low productivity I think."

"The batteries will just be recharging and then Origin is gonna blow a giant hole right through me."

"Someone's gotta do it though."