"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Green Day's 'Time Of Your Life' Plays As Tearful Karl Looks Back On 30 Happy Years Upholding The Globalist Agenda
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's most recognisable television presenter, Karl Stefanovic will leave the Nine Network “immediately” after
Hahahahaha: Boss Thinks Local Man Is Coming Back To The Office After Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Oh dear. A silly little boss has gone and embarrassed himself in front of the office
Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
Report: Maybe It Was Never About The People Of Iran At All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 4 months after Operation Epic Fury exploded onto the world's radar, a stunning new
Meet Horseradish Jigglyman, The Gendlerless Self-Diagnosed Autist Leftoid Tipped To Replace Karl On Woke Today Show
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact In what insiders are calling the bravest breakfast television casting decision since they last let
Extended Family Sunday Barbeque Lines Up Perfectly With Most Explosive Saturday Bender Of The Year
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A man wearing dark sunnies and holding a plastic bag was seen on the edge of
Karl Officially A Boomer As His Descent Into Brain Rot Algorithms Sees Him Estranged From Old Friends
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There is major movement in Australian media this week, as the nation's highest-paid
Kochie Reignites Ratings Battle With Karl By Launching Rival Brainrot Podcast
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The Australian media landscape is set for another seismic shake up this week with
Friends Rally Around Peter Helliar To Make Sure He Doesn’t Do A Hughesy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Friends of Australian comedian Peter Helliar are reportedly on standby this week, as they
Antique Pink Supré Bag Sells At Sotherby's Auction For Tens Of Thousands
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT An extremely rare antique was the talk of Sotherby’s last week, as an early 2000s
Excited Travellers Save A Whopping $50 To Have The Worst Flight Of Their Life
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT A group of frugal travellers were seen having major regrets at their 9 hour layover in
Scottish Fan Still Too Drunk To See The Score
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Following a 3-0 hiding at the hands of five time world champions Brazil, Scottish fans