Scottish Fan Still Too Drunk To See The Score

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Following a 3-0 hiding at the hands of five time world champions Brazil, Scottish fans across the globe are reportedly still too drunk to fully process what just happened.

After waiting 28 years to return to the FIFA World Cup, Scotland's hopes of reaching the knockout stages are now hanging by a thread, with third-place qualification looking like their only realistic path forward.

Despite the disappointing result, Scottish supporters have remained in remarkably good spirits, with leading experts suggesting many are simply too drunk to realise the scoreline was ever 3-0 in the first place.

"News can travel slowly in situations like this" explained Dr.Jenny Young (55), a leading Scottishologist at the University Of Rhode Island.

"Often times, the Scottish simply get too inebriated to actually know they may have just been knocked out of the world cup"

"It's not uncommon for fans to wake up two days later, wander into a pub and confidently ask what time Scotland kicks off tonight."

Scottish fan Seamus McFooley has reportedly kicked off post game celebration to a game they didn't even score a single goal in.

"GO ON YOU TARTAN ARMY" he said while confusing local Americans.

As of this afternoon, Seamus had reportedly promised mates he'd be "here when Scotland lifts the cup before asking if Brazil were in Scotland's group.

Meanwhile, pubs across America have been advised not to inform Scottish patrons of the final score until they've finished their current round.