"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Even Pauline Questioning Gina's New One Nation Policy Idea To Sterilise The Unemployed And Send Them To Work In Lithium Mines
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy One Nation leader Pauline Hanson is questioning the romantic notions of national service
Central West Man To Get GTA6 Before Great Western Highway Reopens And New Trains Start
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A long-suffering man in the NSW Central West is lamenting his cruel existence
Young Businessman Furious Over Labor's Tax Changes And Deeply Alarmed By The Rise Of One Nation Still Not Hurting Enough To Join His Local Liberal Branch And Actually Do Something
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 30-something entrepreneur, who has found himself in the crosshair's of Treasurer Jim
Nation Celebrates Retirement Of The Greatest All-Rounder Since Kallis Ahead Of 2027 Ashes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the greatest players of cricket's modern era has pulled up
Laurie Daley Addresses Decision To Drop Brian To'o From Blues Squad: "Oh Fuck Did I?!"
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Blues Supremo Laurie Daley has fronted the media today after naming his team for the State
Canberra Raiders Fans Immediately Copy Norway's Rowing Chant Like They Did With Iceland’s Viking Clap
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Canberra Raiders fans are already taking notes on the next Scandinavian fan chant that they can
Very Strong Look From Popa Though
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Socceroos are through to the round of 32, after an excruciatingly frustrating 0-0 draw
Nation Now Understands Why Football Fans Love Letting Off Flares And Punching On So Much
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Non football fans around the nation have received another reminder as to why they don'
Entire Pub Makes Mental Note To Check Out Scandinavian Erotic Thriller Currently Being Advertised On SBS
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even the culture wars of One Nation could stop eight million Australians from tuning into
Local Bloke Makes Good Use Of Hydration Break
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Socceroos fan has today taken a valuable opportunity with both hands. This comes during
Horseradish Jigglyman Suspended From Nine After Punching The Fuck Out Of Michael Clarke In Noosa Park
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact The Horseradish Jigglyman era at Channel Nine has ended before it began, after the would-
Ethnic Mate Asked To Quickly Clarify Match Rules
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right across the country, workplaces, living rooms and pubs are currently talking about one thing and