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Local Bloke Makes Good Use Of Hydration Break

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local Socceroos fan has today taken a valuable opportunity with both hands.

This comes during the first hydration break in the game against Paraguay, with Fred Henson taking a quick moment to grab himself some much needed hydration.

"Yeah, important to keep the fluids up," he said scurrying back to his corner of the pub with 2 jugs.

"Let's go boys, great to see we playing some footy!"

More to come.