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A long-suffering man in the NSW Central West is lamenting his cruel existence this week after Rockstar Games confirmed that he would be getting GTA6 before the main arterial road to Sydney reopened and the new R-Set trains begin service.
It'll be this time next year at the earliest that Bathurst man Grant Chudley will be sitting in the passenger seat of a motor car heading up Victoria Pass on a brand new bit of road that promises not to fall into a gully. As well as that rather cutting piece of reality, he won't get to use the new R-Set train until testing completes in time for the 2032 Brisbane Olympics.
"It really is a boot up the gooch," he told The Advocate via Discord.
"Going to Sydney has been a pain in the arse in recent months, ever since the NSW Government was blindsided by news that a fucked old bridge made by slaves 150 years ago is now too fucked to allow vehicles to use it, useless cunce,"
"And the new trains, they won't be ready for another five or six years. They need to complete 3000 hours of testing because they had them made by Spaniards, who can do a lot of things but making trains and trams sure as shit ain't one of them. Why they didn't make them in Newcastle or some other part of the country, I have no idea. Oh yeah, because the NSW Government was in charge of it. We don't need world class infrastructure, we need another thousand public servants sucking at the teat. Oh, we can just sell it to some foreign pension fund and make the taxpayer pay out his arse to use the fucken thing. Victoria Pass will be fucken $10 each way when it opens, you mark my words. Nanny state shithole, it is."
This Discord channel then went quiet for 15 minutes.
"Sorry, I had to do a runny poo. But you understand what I mean? It's bullshit it is. But at least we're getting GTA6 in a couple months. That plus a bitta AC. Ah, yes please [sings] You can shove your Test cricket up your arse!"
More to come.