"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Report: What The Fuck Do These Companies Even Do?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A curious nation is wondering this week just what in the fuck these companies
France Dismantles Sweden Like A Flatpack Kallax Shelving Unit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The imperious footballing nation of France has this morning made light work of the purveyors of
Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
"She's A Pelican" - Hanson At Centre Of Smear Campaign From Prominent Woke-Left Figurehead, Paul Hogan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson believes her recent dip in the polls is due to an unfair smear campaign
Sky News Viewer Confused Why French Team Contains Generationally French Descendants Of The French Empire
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Sky News viewer and truth seeker Glen Wolbridge (65) has this week been quick to smugly
Australia's Descends Even Further Into Communism As New Laws Ban Money Laundering Through Property Market
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Real Estate agents across the country are furious this week, after the Federal Government once again
Government Relieved To Learn People Opposing Proposed Toxic Waste Dump Are Only Rural People
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A proposed nuclear waste dump on the outskirts of our cosmopolitan desert community is
Let's Party Like It's 1945!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Pauline Hanson and the majority of the Federal Coalition have finally seen their dreams come true
Local Woman Understands Patriotism In Sports Now There’s An Aussie In DCC
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT After many years of un-sporty women struggling to understand the passion for Aussie athletes going
Germans Defeated By Long Lost Cousins
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Paraguay has stunned a giant of the soccering world moments ago, sending their long-
Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
Jacinta Allan Happy To Discuss Big Build Corruption Allegations In Private Down At The Victorian Labor Clubhouse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Premier of Victoria has today stared down the state's media as the scandal