"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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"Yo Dayum Bro They Traded My Guy Jaylen Brown" Says Office NPC
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Workers at one of our town's largest commercial advertising agencies have confirmed
Left-Handed Man Cuts The Bullshit And Decides To Finally Take Part In The Monoculture
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After 68-years a "left handed" man has finally decided to drop the act
Australian War Hero Forced To Upgrade His Security Detail Due To Threats From Aussie Patriots (??)
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The only man in the Liberal Party who has the balls to say what he thinks
Pauline Forms Unexpected But Touching Bond With Boy Living On Isolated South Australian Coastline
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's newest opposition leader has shocked the political establishment once again this week.
New Gambling Advertisement Bill Written On Soft Microwaved Lettuce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After three years of careful deliberation over how to respond to a $25 billion
Owen Wilson Leads America Onto The Field Against Bosnia
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact Hollywood identity Owen Wilson has this morning led the US Men's National Team out
NRL Club Social Media Manager Fired For Not Posting A Meme About Signing LeBron
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local content creator has found himself out on his arse this afternoon, after making a
7 Examples Of How Victoria Has Still Not Recovered From Dan's Sick Experiment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In exactly a 150 days from now, a state general election to decide the 61st Parliament
Drive.com.au Journalist Bravely Rates New Car Below A 7
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A faceless staff writer at one of the nation's preeminent motoring journals
Local Pelican Makes Pelican Stick By Demanding That Everyone Stops Calling Her A Pelican
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Pelican has today moved to try and ward of a bit of a PR
"Babe You Reckon That Chicken Was Off Last Night" Wonders Tradie Who Just Pumped A Lukewarm 600ML MilkyBar Oak
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights-based fridgie, Dale Bunsterdun (40) says he's is deeply concerned that
Australia's Savviest Investors Face Crisis After Slight Changes To Generous Tax Discount Causes 0.4% Dip In House Prices
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT They've done it. Anthony Albanese and Jim Chalmers have officially begun the official destruction