"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Indonesia Forced To Crack Down On Digital Nomad Visas After Sunshine Coast To Bali Route Opens Up
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Indonesian authorities have finally announced a crackdown on digital nomads, with wellness influencers and content creators
Teal Independents To Form New Party: Competent Sheilas Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Liberal Party plummeting in opinion polls, it appears that Australia's moderate conservatives
Man Struggling To Sell Property Struggling To Understand It's Not Worth That Much Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There has been a townhouse for sale in a complex of ten in Betoota
Pauline Hanson Longs For The 'Monoculture' Where She Had To Sue Drag Queens For Taking The Piss Out Of Her On Every TV Channel And Radio Station In Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Debates rage around what the word 'Monoculturalism' actually means this week, as Australia'
Unshackled Karl Stefanovic Now Free To Interview Martin Bryant For His Side Of The Story
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The most talked about man in Australian media has gone and done it this week. Karl
Boomer GP Insists Endometriosis Is Very Rare And Maybe It's Your Diet That Doesn't Agree With You Sweetheart
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact The search to identify the source of a local woman's very real and
Market Dip Somehow Both A Good Time To Buy And A Good Time To Sell, Says Panicking Real Estate Agent
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local door opener has today confirmed to The Advocate that it's not the
White Bloke Delivering Pad Thais On A Fucked E-Bike Either A Retrenched Real Estate Agent Or French
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local fat fuck was greeted by a hollowed out white bloke last night,
Grandpa Wakes In Fright From Nightmare Where Grandson Is Learning The Sitar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove man is recovering this morning after waking during a nightmare overnight
“I've Had A Gutful! Pauline For PM!” Says Indonesian Bot Farmer Who Has Been Contracted By Shadowy Political Operatives To Manipulate Australian Social Media Algorithms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even a clunky National Press Club address full of inconsistent and polarising election policies could
Extremely-Hungover SuperCheapAuto Employee Groans Pathetically As Local Woman Asks Him To Change Headlight Bulb In Her Completely Rooted 2009 ML320
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local hungover piece of shit let out a muffled groan yesterday afternoon as
Millennials Now Able To Enjoy Watching 'The Castle' Again As The Aussie Housing Market Finally Cools
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Younger Australians are once again finally able to enjoy the greatest Aussie comedy movie of all