Hahahahaha: Boss Thinks Local Man Is Coming Back To The Office After Socceroos Game

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Oh dear.

A silly little boss has gone and embarrassed himself in front of the office this morning, after trying to lay down the law.

Grahame Wallace (54) raised eyebrows a short time ago, after sending out a company wide memo to let everyone know that they are expected back in the office right on 2pm.

This comes as the majority of the nation without a job that involves the health or safety of other human beings prepare to watch the Socceroos play Paraguay in their final group match of the World Cup.

While Australia are an 80% chance of going through the group regardless of the result, a win or draw against the South Americans who like whispering things under the cover of their hands would mean we likely play a team such as Iran.

A loss means that we'd be heading off to play ze Germans - which will likely end in one result.

The excitement of the knockout stages has the nation foaming at the mouth, with pubs, catering and takeaway booked from Freo to the Goldy.

And that means plenty of early schooners for those that celebrate them, and an even earlier knock off for blokes like Harry Phibbs.

"Hahahaha the boss is kidding himself," laughed Harry, who works under Grahame at a medium sized city workplace.

"He wants us to come back to the office and enjoy a productive Friday afternoon."

"Really good stuff."

More to come.