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Christ! Leftie Wife Blowing Up About Gettin' The Little Fella Some Rafferty's Garden Again!

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local man has paid the price for just trying to do the right thing

Reformed 'Valley Rat' Uncle Says You're Not Old Enough To Hear Stories About 'The Family' Yet

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The current trend of Gen-Z Australians mythologising a pre-social media society is completely understandable,

Local News

Local Woman Casually Tries To Figure Out If New Bloke With Hyphenated Surname Comes From Money Or Just Has A Feminist Mum

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Three dates in and local woman Shay Reeves still hasn’t worked out the origins of

Politics

National Party Leaders Criticise Own Members For 'Unhelpful Obsession' With Agriculture And Rural Communities

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Party would lose almost every seat if a Federal Election was called tomorrow. Just

Victorian Libs Left With No Option But To Load Jeff Kennett Up On Dexies And 'Sleepy Joe' Him Into Leadership

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The state of Victoria is unwell, it can be confirmed this morning. A fact widely recognised

Parents Of Young Kids Dreaming Of Day They Can Use Sick Leave For Their Own Sickness Again

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of young Betoota Heights parents have today confirmed to The Advocate that their priorities

Epic Troll As Bloke Gets A Round Of Heaps Normals

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rather odd young man has played a rather odd prank on his mates

OH FFS: Supreme Leader Albanese's Mind Control Is Telling Man To Go To Pub And Drink 6 Schooners

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is currently ruing the day he went and got the jab. He'

Idiot Season Declared Open At Cahills Crossing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A popular National Park has this week officially declared it is open season again. Rangers at

Hell Yeah Four Corners All But Confirms Local Man Had Horse Meat Tacos For Dinner Last Night

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A resident of our town's low-socioeconomic pocket has this week been

PM: "I Attend Lots Of Dinners With The Weird Sons Of Colourful Billionaires, You'll Have To Be More Specific"

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is defending dinner guests this week after certain sections of the

Politics

Naarm Becomes Melbourne Again As Random White Man In A Suit Now More Electable Than Leftie Girlboss

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Naarm era is over, it has been confirmed. The late 2010s/early 2020s phenomena that