"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Jacinta Allan Quits To Spend More Time With Her CFMEU
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan has this morning announced she is stepping aside as leader of the
Outback Aboriginal Radio Station Under Fire For Nearly 20 Minutes Without A Troy Cassar-Daley Song
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A remote Aboriginal radio station deep within the Diamantina Shire has called an emergency meeting with
Jacinta Allan Attempts To Fend Off Leadership Challenge With Stunning Rendition Of Melbourne Sound
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT After months of plummeting approval ratings, Jacinta Allan’s future as the Victorian premier currently hangs
Labor Loses Next Generation Of Voters After Fucken Albo Snitches On Schoolkids For Bringing Phones To Class
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Albanese Government has turned an entire generation of Gen Alpha voters off ever voting for
All Hail Supreme Leader Anthony Albanese. Your Microchip Has Been Activated. Modern Life Is Wonderful And Prosperous
WENDELL HUSSEY | Big Brother Spokesperson Welcome to the future. If you are reading this, life is good. If it is
Well That Was Kind Of Exciting
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite all of the carry-on from the cookers about invasions of privacy and intrusive government
Commonwealth Receives Quadrennial Reminder They Are That Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australians are giving it to the rest of their Commonwealth brothercousins in Scotland
Glasgow Thriving With The Economic Boost That Dan Andrews Denied Regional Victoria
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A solemn mood has swept across regional Victoria today - as the people of Gippsland, The Grampians
Lifting Of The 'Mayo Curse' Gives St Kilda Fans Hope That Maybe, Just Maybe, One Day, Well We Don't Wanna Jinx Anything, But
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long, long, long suffering Saints fan has begun the week with a new found pep
One Nation Announce Policy Of Banning Dads From Doing Bed Time And Changing Nappies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One Nation is speaking the language of many men around the country this week
Anyone Vowing To Turn Their Phone Off To Avoid The Frequencies Of The AusAlert Could Actually Probably Benefit From Turning Their Phone Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For that once very noisy cohort of Australians that wade in the waters of the lowest
Nanna Just Overjoyed That Eastern Rosellas Are Finally Getting The Praise They Deserve
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some feel good news for the nation on a Friday afternoon, a nice viral moment