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Well That Was Kind Of Exciting

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Despite all of the carry-on from the cookers about invasions of privacy and intrusive government frequencies, the AusAlert ended up being bit of a fun.

The nation is now feeling emboldened and unified over the fact that there is one thing that they all now share - even if it is the ability to be contacted by the government on mass.

And the space-age noise was pretty exciting wasn't it.

In fact, maybe the Prime Minister could've just used the AusAlert instead of calling for a national address whenever the oil countries start shooting each other again.