"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Man With Rather Unsavoury Request Of His AI Platform Forced To Use Grok After Being Knocked Back Everywhere Else
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has today found himself at the bottom of the artificial intelligence
Labor To Finally Even The Playing Field For Younger Australians By Stopping Future Generations From Using The Tax Loopholes That Boomers Will Be Allowed To Keep Using
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new dawn is upon us! Australia will break free from the shackles of generational inequality
Mum Quietly Secures Mother’s Day Gift She Actually Wants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lifetime of putting everyone else’s needs ahead of her own, a local mum
Miracle! Tightarse Mate Returns To Table With Round Of The Same Beers
JONTY SPEEDMAN | Culture | CONTACT UNBELIEVABLE SCENES: A local group of mates were left shocked this week when their friend returned
Taylor Groans As First Step To Moderating The Liberals Is To Spend An Evening With Those Basket Weavers At The Archibald Prize Tonight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long week of fruitless campaigning in rural New South Wales, the newly crowned leader
Democracy Manifest: Chris Minns Under Investigation For A Succulent Chinese Donation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Premier of Newcastle Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) has today issued a stirring defence to speculation
Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
Report: Could One T Shirt Hold The Answer To World Peace?
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT New research from Betoota University suggests world peace could be on the way - and it might
Large Number Of Eshay Teenagers At Coolum Esplanade Not Exactly What Holidayer Had In Mind
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A family of four promised a picturesque beachside getaway have had their hopes and dreams shattered
Bloke Invited To Pickleball Night Just Waiting For The Bibles To Come Out
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Anxious shivers are flowing down the spine of a local Betoota man tonight as
Report: Nerds Doing Lightsaber Choreography At Your Local Park Are Way Happier Than Miserable Doom Scrollers Like You
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that the adult dorks doing lightsaber choreography at your local park
Iran Peace Talks Crumble Once Again After JD Vance Attempts To Lighten The Mood With Snap Gum Gag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It's been revealed that the collapse of peace talks and recommencing of hostilities in