Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Local Woman’s Spotify Wrapped Too Embarrassing To Be Shared
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has taken one look at her Spotify wrapped and come to the conclusion
Teachers, Healthcare Workers Given Annual Reminder The Government Can't Shout Em A Fucking Drink
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Publicly employed individuals around the country are once again figuring out how they should scratch a
Lawyers’ Picnic Ends With Big Chungus Paying Millions More To Be Branded A Rapist For Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The long-running legal saga involving former political staffer Bruce Lehrmann reached another conclusion
Uncultured Swine Doesn't Appreciate A Bit Of Mango In Salad
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is in reputational recovery mode this week, after putting his worst foot forward
God Rolls Eyes At Another “If You’re Real” Prayer
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact While doing The Advocate's notoriously difficult Saturday crossword in his palace above the clouds,
Ford Raptor Impounded After Driver Discovered To Be Over 6 Foot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man is today dealing with the consequences of trying to cheat the system.
Millennial Woman Who Works In Comms Admits Whole Career Stems From Watching 13 Going On 30 As A Teenager
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can now be confirmed that early 2000s rom coms have had a massive effect on
“If You’re Lucky" Thinks Man Receiving 'Buy 10 Get 1 Free' Coffee Stamp Card From New Cafe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has scoffed at the faith a local barista has put in him by
Top 5 Pet Names HR Use To Hide The Fact You’re About To Be Redundant
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Firing season is upon us as businesses following the calendar financial year look to balance the
Local Man Not Sure If He’d Rather A Starc Pole First Ball Or 0/200 By Dinner Tomorrow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights city worker has today admitted he is not sure what moment
Under-16s Banned From LinkedIn Leaving Nation’s Paperboys And Chimney Sweeps With No Way To Build Professional Networks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A federal ban on social media for Australians under the age of 16 has
Mum Somehow Organising Dad’s Work Christmas Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Mum is expected to receive an “Mother Of The Year” nomination this