Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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Futurists Predict Origins Of 67 Meme To Become As Mysterious As Cool S Origins
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Futurists around the world are predicting that the inescapable 6-7 meme, popular among Gen Alpha
Reminder: No Normal Person Bets On Cricket
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The South Betoota Polytechnic's Sociology Department has today released an interesting memo. With the
"I Said Get In The Fucking Plane" Ley Tells Media Advisor She Looks To Show Voters How Real Leaders Fly
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Sussan Ley has reportedly left her electorate staff rattled after a tense
Local Bloke Buys Mildly Humorous But Actually Unusable Kris Kringle Gift
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has once again demonstrated the true spirit of office gift giving by purchasing
Immaculate Pram Returns Looking Like A Skip Bin After Day Out With Dad
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mum has been left shaking her head once again this week, courtesy of her
Local Man Decides Not to Throw Money Away By Driving An Extra Three Minutes To Dan’s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local bloke has this week made the only truly sound financial decision he’s managed
Children Launch High Court Challenge On Grounds That Government Cannot Just Come In And Take Someone's Profile
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A group of children have commenced proceedings in the High Court of Australia, arguing
Death, Taxes, And 1st Over Starc Wickets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There are few certainties in life. The inevitable. The taxman/woman. And the tall bit of
Righto, Tools Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Eastern Seaboard, and from the burrows of a few eager
Social Mixed Touch Player And 4th Grade Cricketer Has One Of These For Some Reason
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local social mixed touch player and 4th grade cricketer Ben Carter has revealed he owns a
Brisbane Man With Saturday Ticket All For A Flogging But Someone's Getting A Hiding If This Test Lasts Two Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane father of two says he is bracing for every possibility this weekend
Wiggles Parents Turn Up Nose At Friends KPop Demon Hunters Spotify Wrapped
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A couple of local parents have today rolled their eyes at some of their contemporaries. Alice