"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Man Exercises His White Privilege By Walking Through Customs With Gym Bag Full Of Marlboros
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some cunt's son has arrived home from overseas this week with a
Australian Cruise Ship Enthusiast Says It’ll Take More Than Highly Fatal Rat Poo Virus To Stop Him
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sick in the head bloke who voluntarily goes on cruises regularly says the fatal rat
Local Leftie Rattled After Realising Her Favourite TV Show Hasn’t Aged As Well As She’d Hoped
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ainsley Stevens (28) has come to discover something truly heartbreaking last night. The French Quarter resident
Real Estate Agent Shudders At Potential Future Where He Might Need To Do Shit For Money
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local real estate agent has shuddered at the thought of his potential future, after the
Local Woman Really Good At Sensing When A Guitar Is About To Come Out At A Party
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A local woman says she has a ‘sixth sense’ when it comes to knowing exactly when
Delta Goodrem Locks In Eurovision Support From UK And Ireland By Performing Born To Try As Nina Tucker
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Australia’s sweetheart, Delta Goodrem has shocked audiences at the Eurovision Song Contest in Vienna this
Local Man Convinced 15% Off Case Of Imported Peroni Makes Him A ‘Savvy Investor’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is reportedly exploring a future in finance after securing what he has described
Local Woman’s 4pm Nap Supercharged By Sudden Gloomy Weather
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local Betoota woman, Ashley Crawford was pleasantly surprised to hear the sound of pitter patter on
Bloke Buys Frypan Because He Saw This Fucking Guy's Head On It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man in the market for a new frying pan was ultimately convinced
Queenslander Unfortunately Now An Environmentalist After Seeing The Baby Turtles Hatching In Bundy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a lifetime of skepticism towards those salad-eating greenies, local Queenslander Frank Bishop (74) says
Labor Party Officials Spotted Burying Gambling Commission Reforms At Old Industrial Site In Marrickville
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation debates the merits of this year's Federal Budget, a few members
Trust Fund Baby Argues Negative Gearing Changes Will Prevent His Fellow Young People From Enjoying The Universal Milestone Of Owning Multiple Properties
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man of the synthetic polymer paper has today sat down with The Advocate to