Real Estate Agent Shudders At Potential Future Where He Might Need To Do Shit For Money

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A local real estate agent has shuddered at the thought of his potential future, after the new budget has made his job slightly less in demand.

After Labor unveiled its ambitious 2026 plan to scrap negative gearing on new investment properties yesterday, one real estate agent has begun spiralling after realising a lot less of his client-base will be made up of cashed up boomers looking to grow their wealth.

"I mean, it's just quite unnerving to be honest," explained Jayden Coyle (33).

"I didn't go into being an agent to actually do work,"

"I just wanted to wear a suit."

Jayden reportedly spent the majority of last night tossing and turning in bed, fearful at the prospect of doing a job that requires a skill.

"I just don't know what to do with myself, it's a very stressful time for a lot of us agents," he said.

According to friends, Jayden has spent the past decade surviving almost entirely off phrases like "great bones", "lots of natural light" and "perfect for entertaining".

"He genuinely thought he'd be able to sell one-bedroom apartments in Parramatta for $1.4 million forever," explained one mate.

Sources close to Jayden say the agent briefly considered retraining before becoming overwhelmed by the concept of qualifications.

"He opened the TAFE website but couldn't get past the first screen."