Probably Not A Good Time For The Health Secretary Of Most Powerful Western Nation To Be A Guy Who Thinks Panadol Causes Autism

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As the world grapples with concept of another deadly transmissible virus making its way around, there is some welcome relief to be found.

That relief comes in the fact that the country known as the 'leaders of the free world' is currently in some very safe hands.

While maybe there is a case to be made that they've completely fucked the global rule of law and economy, at least we can all be assured that the US is a warm and comforting hug on all other aspects.

Particularly health.

Given their health secretary is a man famous for not believing in vaccines and claiming that paracetamol causes autism.

And a man that cuts the dicks of dead raccoons on the side of the road for fuck knows what reason - which is probably a good way to start a global pandemic when you think about it.

Thankfully, with everyone on edge about a bunch of rich people being let off a cruise ship filled with hantavirus to spread the illness with an over 40% death rate around the world - America's Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr will certainly be on top of it.

What a relief.

More to come.