Report: Nerds Doing Lightsaber Choreography At Your Local Park Are Way Happier Than Miserable Doom Scrollers Like You

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A recent report has revealed that the adult dorks doing lightsaber choreography at your local park you walk through after work are way happier than you.

The report revealed that the light saber nerds, often looked down on by many normies with a sense of pity, are actually having a great time building real community around shared interests and hobbies, unlike you.

"Lightsaber nerds, furries, people that play Magic The Gathering, all these people are having a great time and actually enjoy the people they surround themselves with" said one expert.

Researchers found that participants in these communities reported higher levels of social satisfaction, regular face to face interaction, and a lack of anxiety of how they appear to strangers walking past with headphones in.

“Unlike most of you, they actually  try to make new friends after university” the expert added.

 “They’re just there, swinging glowing sticks at each other and laughing. It’s very confronting to a lot of people.”

The report notes that while you may experience a brief spike of superiority when walking past them, that feeling is typically followed by returning home to do nothing in particular for several hours.

“They’re progressing through a hobby. You’re doomscrolling” it reads.

Participants in the lightsaber choreography groups also demonstrated a willingness to fully commit to something they enjoy without any concern for how it looks to passing strangers.

Experts conclude that while the light saber group may appear embarrassing at a glance, they are, on every measurable level, having a better time than you.