"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Man Turning On Outdoor Heater Without Staff Permission Crowns Himself As Beer Garden Alpha Male
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man that has taken it upon himself to chuck on the outdoor gas heater
Regional Mate Only Willing To Brave A Visit To The City For Tattoo Convention
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Brisbane man is brushing up on his tour guide skills this week as
With V8s Returning To F1, Organisers Warned To Expect A New Kind Of Race Fan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Australian Grand Prix Corporation (AGPC) has convened an emergency working group to assess
"You Call This Gay!?" Broken Hill Man Left Underwhelmed By So-Called LGBTI Capital Of Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Broken Hill cattleman, Kyal Merkel (42), says after all this carry on - he really expected Sydney&
“Oi What’re We Doing For Mum Tomorrow” Asks Younger Sibling
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Younger siblings across the nation are experiencing that split second moment of panic that often accompanies
Local Bloke Really Into His Watches If You Can't Tell By How He's Pulled His Suit Sleeve Back A Few Inches
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A dapper gent from Betoota Heights has today confirmed to The Advocate what most people who
Senator Paterson Finally Comes Face-To-Face With The Problem That He And His Mates At Sky News Created
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT THE BED IS MADE: The Farrer By-Election is heating up, as the cultural fault-lines
Barnaby Blasts Government For Harming His Own Property Prices With Inland Rail Cancellation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Deputy Prime Minister and rock farmer Barnaby Joyce has this week launched a
Premier Forced To Step In After Melbourne Arts People Get A Bit Too Artsy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Premier of Australia's most cosmopolitan state has today been forced to intervene in
MAY BUDGET: $300 Such A Weirdly Specific Amount Of Money For The Government To Be Giving Us
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT JUST COMING OFF THE M1. BE THERE SOON: In case you haven't been able
Report: You Can Get Into The Surf Club Wearing Aquatic Toe Shoes But Not These Tasteful Chanel Sandals
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A woman walked into the Lake Betoota Surf Life Saving Club last Friday evening
Boring Health Freak Boyfriend Says Coconut Water That Tastes Exactly Like Chocolate Milk Might Not Be Good For You
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local woman has today learnt that her most recent health hack was actually too good