"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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Government To Keep Soundboarding Random Ideas In The Media All The Way Until Budget Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today confirmed to The Advocate that it's keen to continue
Griffith Farmer Who Only Hires Indian And Fijian Fruit Pickers Deeply Concerned About How Immigration Is Affecting The Cities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A second-generation migrant businessmen who only hires first generation migrant workers, says that he is
Government Will Build World's Largest Jerrycan As Part Of $3.2bn Fuel Security Plan
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A jerrycan visible from space is the centrepiece of the government's $3.
Report: Australian Design And Manufacturing Peaked With The Poison Ivy Maloo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly 6 years since Australia's favourite domestic car manufacturer discontinued trading at the end
AFL Fines Carlton $75k For Starting A Much Needed Conversation About Mental Health In The Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL has this week passed its judgement on the saga involving the Carlton Football Club
Wests Tigers Fan Relieved He Hasn’t Had A Mental Breakdown That Caused Six Weeks Of Delusions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Tigers fan has been relieved to discover that he is still living in reality and
Sydney Tells Stranded Rat Cruise To Come On Down And Dock In Circular Quay
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Those on board the marooned MV Hondius have finally received some good news today. Stranded off
Financial Advisor Subjected To Another Client Who Just Discovered Motley Fool
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights financial advisor has this week been subjected to another client who
RBA Likely To Fuck Us, According To General Vibe Of Things Lately
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Reserve Bank Of Australian is expected to deliver its third rate hike of 2026 this
Arsenal Fan Doesn't Want To Say It But He's Got A Good, Actually No, He's Not Gonna Say It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A long long suffering Gunners fan from Betoota Heights has today nervously spoken to The Advocate
Couple Whose Primary Form Of Communication Is Snapchat Might Not Be Built To Last
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A young Betoota Heights couple still relying on Snapchat to communicate clearly aren't in
Met Gala 2026: Elordi Dresses Like All Queenslanders Do When Told There's Gonna Be A Strict Dress Code
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The 2026 Met Gala has kicked off over in the states, and it seems Brisbane-bred