"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new day has dawned on Western democracy this week, according to local terrace house resident
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"It Was A Different Time" - One Nation Candidate David Farley Attempts To Explain Past Links To Labor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The fruitbelt of rural South-West NSW has long been an eccentric place - home to a
Japanese PM Absolutely In Awe Of Australia's Sydney To Canberra Rail Service
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our country has won praise from the Japanese Prime Minister today, after rolling out the reddest
Queensland Government Finally Gives Millennial Geeks Their Public Holiday
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The Queensland Government has finally legislated a public holiday honouring the Star Wars franchise following a
Report: Can We Just Torpedo This Rat Virus Boat Please
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is a boat full of a rare rat virus somewhere in the South
'Hard 75' Success Story Mired By Relentless Ozempic Allegations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke who claims to have turned his life around with his own willpower and
Mt Franklin Employee Fired After Accidentally Putting Some Actual Bubbles Into A Batch Of Tins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today been left to do a bit of soul searching, after
Nation's Hardest Working People Enjoy Rare Public Holiday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The engine room of the national economy is in neutral today as Queenslanders enjoy
Olympic Gymnast Team Scouts Logan Kid Doing Backys On Hazardous Non-Enclosed Trampoline
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Australian gymnastic team has reportedly scouted a potential prodigy in the unassuming suburbs of Logan.
Late Call Up Forces Old Boy To Boil A New Mouthguard In The Sheds Before Kick Off
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An aging prop forward is making some emergency DIY dental protection this morning, as
Indoor Cat Colleague Earnestly Peruses Wine List At Shit Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local marketing creative director who has not voluntarily entered a licensed venue since
Everyday Voter From NSW Riverina Decides To Google This One Nation Mob He Keeps Seeing On Billboards
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Voters in the rural but very eccentric Federal Electorate of Farrer are set to head to
30-Something Woman Books Another Botox Appointment After Being Asked For ID At Her Local Dan’s
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT PLEASE BY ALL MEANS: A local woman has left her neighbourhood Dan Murphy’s in