"Woke Is So Fucking BACK" Says Leftie As If Democratic Machine Isn't Just Gonna Run Newsom In 18 Months Time
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Local Finance Bro Immediately Submits Application To Join Leveraged Finance Team At JP Morgan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man of the spreadsheets has today decided to make a major pivot. Josh DeMiller
6 Post-War Australian Public Housing Projects That Were Exceptionally Better To Look At Than Any Modern 'Luxury' Shitboxes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you weren't aware, Australia is currently in the midst of a generation-
Brisbane Dad Taking Son To First Game Of Footy Easily Convinces Him That A Dolphin Is Cooler Than A Storm
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Chermside father is today resting on his laurels after pulling off a big brained move
Hyrox Competitor Actually The Furthest Thing From A Hybrid Rockstar On Planet Earth
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Another one of life's great contradictions has been revealed this week, courtesy of a
The Betoota Advocate Declares Unconditional Loyalty To Gina Rinehart After Being Inspired By Her Common Sense Politics And Rags-To-Riches Story Of Success
The Betoota Advocate would today like to take a moment to give an incredible Australian her flowers. Under the brunt
Green Alternative To Soy Sauce Fish Becomes The Final Straw For Man Who Has Been Trying His Best
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who has really tried his very best to get onboard every green initiative
Filo Auntie Says New Michael Jackson Biopic Is The Best Movie She’s Ever Seen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A full time Tita/part time Karaoke queen has said that the new Michael Jackson movie
Report: Maybe America Needs A Little Bit Of The Tall Poppy Syndrome
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A recent report has revealed that tall poppy syndrome isn't always bad. In fact,
Pete Davidson’s Tattoo Removal Is A Huge Win For Australian Mums Who Like Saying “I Told You So”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Mums that love saying "I told you so" are in a collective state of
Matt Canavan Blames Nationals Costume Department After He Turns Up At Griffith Town Hall Dressed Like Interwar Italian Farmer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals leader Matt Canavan woke up in a brand new Kings swag this morning,
Noosa Girls Trip Off To An Interesting Start After Learning Town’s Nightlife Is Isolated To One Shopping Centre
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT The hopes for a big night out this weekend have been quashed for four young women
Pauline Hanson Storms Out Of Advanced Screening Of New Scary Movie After Seeing Brown People On Public Transport
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Wayans brothers are back! And they are causing quite a stir amongst the Australian far-