The Betoota Advocate would today like to take a moment to give an incredible Australian her flowers.
Under the brunt of a noisy news cycle The Advocate is taking some time to acknowledge the incredible contribution's of an Australian titan - Gina Rinehart.
Often smeared by Australia's leftist media as a result of their pathetic tall poppy agendas, our humble regional newspaper would like to break with our strict editorial policy to thank Gina for everything she has done for this country.
From her philanthropism to her efforts to actually use her wealth for good instead of letting the Australia Tax Office piss it away into the mouth's of dole bludging pokie addicted housos - no other Australian has done as much for this country.
The fact that The Advocate can write this column from a sexy 2026 Cirrus SR Series G7+ is testament to the reward for effort and hard work that can come in Gina's Australia.
Gina's respect for hard work comes from her earliest days, where she worked tirelessly around the clock to generate wealth for her family, her business and her country.
Coming from humble beginnings, Rinehart turned herself into one of the wealthiest women in the world - purely through sweat and perseverance.
It's a message that we at The Advocate would do wonders for the growing number of tyre kicking whingers who seek to blame their problems on other people.
Its certainly a message that has helped turn our newspaper into a local print edition, into a mildly popular online presence that now is the proud owner of a private aircraft, a new building in Betoota Business Park and 5 brand new Landcruisers.
ENDS
Reckon that reads alright? like will people think we wrote this because she bought us a plane
nah
i rekon it's sweet cause it has a good message about like working hard and shit
ok
righto
Sweet, let's goooooooooo. Apparently she's put like 10k behind the bar for us at Sky Rooftop for when we land.
Hell yes. Let's ogeeeeeeeee
okay posting
