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A local man who has really tried his very best to get onboard every green initiative he's ever met has finally cracked after encountering the new recyclable soy sauce "fish".
"Yep I can't do this anymore," said a shaking Harry Blake (30), moments after pegging a cardboard soy sauce fish at a wall as soy sauce dripped down his shirt.
The cardboard fish, which replaced the highly beloved and highly useful plastic soy sauce fish, has received terrible reviews from even the most pro-recyclable Aussies.
"Zero aim control, it's clunky and I can no longer stick it inside my sushi roll and inject it with sauce like a surgeon," said Harry.
"The fact that they've even shaped it like a fish is such a slap in the face," he added.
It's being reported that many Australian's are finding it harder and harder to ditch their favourite plastic goods in favour for cardboard when there are billionaires out there lobbying world leaders to blow up oil refineries in the middle east.
"I didn't like having to switch to a cardboard straw but I did it because it was the right thing to do," Harry explained.
"But this is just an absolute joke."
Experts warn the soy sauce fish backlash could mark the first major environmental policy that even the greenest of Australians have rejected.
